N: Mom, why are you crying?
M: Cause I'm a girl.
N: (Sympathetic look on his face) And you wanna be a boy?

Hey mom, this is cool! The bowls go strongest to weakest! So the biggest and strongest in our family, gets the strong bowl. And the shortest and weakest in our family, which is you, gets the weakest bowl! Cool hey?

N: Um mom, how old is the shed? Like, has it had a birthday yet?
M: It's a year and a half old
N: (wide eyes) Oooohhh! Exciting!!!