Hey dad, can you look on the computer and see if there's any mad scientists in the world? And if there are, can you tell me where they are so I can go find them? I need one to make lasers come out of my eyes so I can be superman.
Because I am the mother of the funniest little boy I know. Because I need to remember all the ridiculously funny things he says. Because I need to remember how old he is when he says them. Because he makes me laugh every single day. Because every minute I spend with him makes my life a little better.