Sometimes moms are a little mean.
Sometimes they're a little awkward.
Sometimes they're a little funny.
All these things. On and on and on.

Thanks Nolie.

N: Mom, why are you crying?
M: Cause I'm a girl.
N: (Sympathetic look on his face) And you wanna be a boy?

Hey mom, this is cool! The bowls go strongest to weakest! So the biggest and strongest in our family, gets the strong bowl. And the shortest and weakest in our family, which is you, gets the weakest bowl! Cool hey?

N: Um mom, how old is the shed? Like, has it had a birthday yet?
M: It's a year and a half old
N: (wide eyes) Oooohhh! Exciting!!!

Hey dad, can you look on the computer and see if there's any mad scientists in the world? And if there are, can you tell me where they are so I can go find them? I need one to make lasers come out of my eyes so I can be superman.