Nolan: Where do hamburgers come from? Me: Cows N: How do they get it from the cow? M: (Awkward pause) ... they have to kill the cow ... N: (shocked look) Why? M: Because the hamburger is from the cows muscles. (Oh my ...) N: Why don't they just open the cow, take out the meat, and then tie it back closed? M: Because cows can't live without their meat N: Why don't they put pigs meat in the cows? M: Then the pig wouldn't be alive. N: What do we get from pig meat? M: Bacon N: Mmm, I LOVE bacon! Indeed. Clearly pigs don't matter as much as cows.

N: Mom, what is flush? M: Like when you flush a toilet? N: No, the other kind. Like when dad showed me that video about Jesus, and he said "Here, eat all my flush."

M: My cousins son just went into the MTC. N: (wide eyed) He went into the empty sea?? What for??