Overheard from the living room:

And a one, and a two, and a three, Heavenly Father ...

This was the start of his blessing on his breakfast.

"Hey mom, did you know, when you touch your eye, it actually makes your eyeball feel fresh? It actually does! Feels pretty good!"

Wow. I ... had no idea.

Nolan: Where do hamburgers come from? Me: Cows N: How do they get it from the cow? M: (Awkward pause) ... they have to kill the cow ... N: (shocked look) Why? M: Because the hamburger is from the cows muscles. (Oh my ...) N: Why don't they just open the cow, take out the meat, and then tie it back closed? M: Because cows can't live without their meat N: Why don't they put pigs meat in the cows? M: Then the pig wouldn't be alive. N: What do we get from pig meat? M: Bacon N: Mmm, I LOVE bacon! Indeed. Clearly pigs don't matter as much as cows.

N: Mom, what is flush? M: Like when you flush a toilet? N: No, the other kind. Like when dad showed me that video about Jesus, and he said "Here, eat all my flush."

M: My cousins son just went into the MTC. N: (wide eyed) He went into the empty sea?? What for??

I don't ever wanna drink alcohol, it kills your brain cells. And sometimes makes you wanna eat your parents.