"Mom, my tongue just jumped outta my mouf, and turned into a crab! It made me sad!"

I started singing "flower gleam and glow ..." when Nolie says to me "Stop singin that song mom! Yer only allowed to sing that song if yer hair glows, and yours DOES NOT!!"

N: Are these my green jams?
M: Yeah, they're your camo jams!
N: Do dey have camels on em?
M: No, camo.
N: No dey don't, dey have grass and green water on em!

Nolan just pretended to take a bite out of my arm. Then he says "mmm, tastes wike fish an cimmamon!"

That's a new one!