After trying to kick me on the couch:
M: We DO NOT kick! One day this will get through to your brain!
N: But I don't have a brain!
M: What happened to it??
N: Gramma took it, it's at her house.
M: Why does Gramma have it?
N: She's just pwayin wif it. Ok?

N: Do you wanna taste of dat honey on yer head mommy?
M: Of course!
N: Then take yer tongue out from yer mouf, an wick it on yer head!
M: *laughing*
N: Now say "Dat's a genius, Nowie!"

Nolie just turns to me and says "Kiss me, Oh king of a monsters!" Then he closes his eyes and puckers up!