M: We need to go shower nolie
N: Why?
M: Because we stink!
N: And when we stink we don't taste good?
M: (laughing) Exactly!
N: But mom, if we just eat some marshmallows, we'll taste good again!

Just listenin to some tunes, doing my dance moves on the couch, when Nolie comes and yanks me up and says "C'mon mom, Jesus wikes us to dance on the fwoor!"

I see what he's learning in primary ...

N: Here you go mom, it's a delicious drink!
M: ( After I'm done "drinking") Thanks honey, that WAS delicious!
N: You're welcome, it's a piranha milkshake!

.....

Apparently this is the song Nolan learned in primary this week:

Jesus was a prophet, who tried to run away to the carnival ...

Hey Bunny, how's it goin? My name is Cool Awesome!

COMPLETELY random:

"Woohoo! Hawelujah cow!! We get our tickets back!!"

I don't even know ...

Also, I'm not sure why, but sometimes he can say "l" and sometimes it's a "w". Go figure.

Nolan, when he saw our staffroom today: "Oh wow, this is a great room! This room is pretty incredible!!" Yeah I guess, we do eat food in here ...

But mom, if you hit with your phone, then I have to take it away!

Hm, nice try Nolie ...

Nolan just licked my face, looked at it carefully, then gave a satisfied nod and said "There!" Not sure what that was about ...

As we were pulling up to church, I asked Nolie if he was excited for primary. His answer was "No, I don't want to go play in primary. I'm just frustrated, and I only need to play with frustrated people!"

Ok

"Mom, my tongue just jumped outta my mouf, and turned into a crab! It made me sad!"

I started singing "flower gleam and glow ..." when Nolie says to me "Stop singin that song mom! Yer only allowed to sing that song if yer hair glows, and yours DOES NOT!!"

N: Are these my green jams?
M: Yeah, they're your camo jams!
N: Do dey have camels on em?
M: No, camo.
N: No dey don't, dey have grass and green water on em!

Nolan just pretended to take a bite out of my arm. Then he says "mmm, tastes wike fish an cimmamon!"

That's a new one!

After trying to kick me on the couch:
M: We DO NOT kick! One day this will get through to your brain!
N: But I don't have a brain!
M: What happened to it??
N: Gramma took it, it's at her house.
M: Why does Gramma have it?
N: She's just pwayin wif it. Ok?

N: Do you wanna taste of dat honey on yer head mommy?
M: Of course!
N: Then take yer tongue out from yer mouf, an wick it on yer head!
M: *laughing*
N: Now say "Dat's a genius, Nowie!"

Nolie just turns to me and says "Kiss me, Oh king of a monsters!" Then he closes his eyes and puckers up!

(After a GINORMOUS sneeze) I need a kweenex mommy! Hurry, before it melts!!

After we salted the sidewalk outside:

"Wook mommy, snow crumbs!"

I love this kid =)

Mommy, I hurt my bum! I want you a kiss it better!

Awkward ...

When I were in diapers, I lived in a baby!