Mommy, I'm a cutest big mussows widdow cute'ser EBBER!

For those who need a translation: I'm the cutest big muscles little cutester EVER!

I told Nolie I burned my arm at work today, and he gets the saddest little puppy dog eyes, and with all the sadness he can muster for me, says "Oh no oh no! That's terribow!"

After crawling up to my foot and examining it for a minute, Nolie says "Excuse me big giant toe, I need dis spot! Pwease Pwease!" At least he said please ...

Slightly more graphic than the usual ...

While potty training today:

"Wook mommy! It's a pickow (pickle) poo!"

Indeed ...

Mommy, I'm yer Nowie boy! An yer my mommy girow (girl)!