Mommy, I need some hewp. The toof brushin room is dark!

Mommy, I CRAZY! I had a hard day.

Mommy, you big! And heeeeaby!


I think I mentioned once how good he is
for my self esteem ...

Mommy, I WUF your big arms, dey're boo'fow!

M: (being the cool mom that I am) Nolan, come here, yo!
N: (perplexed look on his face) Mommy, I'm not a yo-yo! I'm Nolie!

Mommy, I need your leg, I'm pwayin "Yeehaw! Howdy Howdy!"

Nolie was just looking at the sun through the clouds and he says "Mommy, there's a moon! The moon is sunny!"

N: Mommy, my hair is maaaad.
M: How come it's mad?
N: It needs some milk. (takes a drink) There! It's happy now!

Milk. It does a body good. And hair.

I just told Nolan that we're getting a new house, and he says "Oh good mommy, this house is wrecked. There's water on a fwoor."

Twinka twinka, widdow 'tar
How a wunner whutchew are
Buppa buppa wereld so high
Wike a dine-in in a 'ky
Twinka twinka widdow 'tar
How a wunner whutchew AAARRRREEEE!!!

Nolan just made this up, out of his own head:

A goat train, a goat train!
Hurry up, a goat train!
Oh boy, oh boy! A goat train!
All aboard!
A GOAT CHOO CHOO TRAAAAIIINNN!!!

I just told Nolie he's gonna be 3 in 3 months, and he says "Yeah! An' 3 Nolie's!"

Oh.